Something is causing me to hallucinate. Could it be a tumor? Am I having a breakdown? Is the fabric of reality itself crumbling at my feet?

Morton Plant Hospital sent us not one, but two checks. That’s right boys and girls, a representative of the U.S. health care system is sending me money. Haven’t they got this relationship backwards?

The kicker is this money was sent to us unsolicited. They were not dragged, kicking and screaming to their checkbook, starring down the muzzle of a lawsuit. I don’t think the hospital has even crossed my mind in the last six weeks. Out of the blue, two checks show up. I’m stunned. What am I supposed to do now? Do I cash the checks or seek medical attention?