Kitchen Sink

The next time

People never get used to the unexpected. At the height of the terrorism scare of the early twenty-first century, uncertainty was the only constant. Governments raised alarms on anniversaries and holidays, only to find the biggest threat was sowing complacency. They fortified airports, so terroists turned to subways and buses. Fearing “weapons of mass destruction,” security efforts focused on…
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Kitchen Sink

First fiction: Missing

This is my first attempt at fiction since the mid-1980s… unless you count exaggeration. What the heck. I thought I’d try something different. — No. His eyes were closed. He was shaking his head, willing disbelief, and not succeeding. Please God, no. Another book was missing from his shelf. He never knew for sure when it happened first. Jack was looking for one of his favorite books to loan…
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Family and Friends

Travel much?

Clearly, I do not. I arrived in Tallahassee Friday night with all of the essentials: my computer, phone, and their cables. However, I did not have the little things; like a brush, toothbrush, or deodorant. A sticker on the mirror at the hotel reassured, “Forget anything? Ask for it at the front desk.” So I asked. I can follow instructions. I didn’t think the answer would be “no.” Silly…
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Family and Friends

Drive

I have a plan. Do you have any idea how odd those words sound in my head, coming from my mouth? Thanks to a gentle nudge from Cheryl, I’m going to try to exorcise a pinch of guilt this Friday by making the long drive up to Chattahoochee to see my mom. Let it be known: this doesn’t make me a good son. A good son wouldn’t suffer from mixed feelings. Don’t get me wrong, he’d have them…
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Family and Friends

Unheralded classics

Among the likes of the wheel, the steam engine, integrated circuits, the moon landings, and the polyester cotton blend, one of humanity’s greatest (if overlooked) achievements is the Koosh Woosh. In the late 1980s, a small toy company made a bundle selling funny little balls made of strands of rubber. Maybe you never had one. Maybe your parents didn’t love you. We had several – think indoor…
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Family and Friends

The sound of trouble

I think paternal instinct is underrated. Mothers are given credit for “the bond” and knowing instinctually when their kids are in trouble, while fathers are relegated to second class parenthood. I know, I know. Fathers miss out on gestation and the birthing experience, but I’d put my ear for trouble up against any mother’s. Now Cheryl might say the ear is only effective when the brain…
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Family and Friends

Discharged

I’m not sure how I feel about it, but the hospital is making tentative plans to discharge my mother. This should be good news, right? The thing is, she’s not being released to go home – she’s not well enough. Instead, they’re making arrangements for her to be placed in an assisted living facility. If my life had a soundtrack, something foreboding would be playing right now. You may…
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Computer

Windows again

I set out to talk computers, causing dozens of people to reach frantically for “the next feed.” I didn’t learn anything from defiling my iMac with Windows Vista. I did it again with my MacBook. I wanted to try out Google’s new web browser: Chrome, so I got out my install disks and went at it. I forgot there were so many warning messages in Vista. I must have repressed the memory. Honestly…
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