Life isn’t just a beach

The number of pictures I take at the beach is as much a function of proximity as anything else. It’s not that I don’t enjoy doing anything else; quite the contrary. In fact, some of the best times I’ve had outdoors have been at some of our state parks that are miles from the nearest beach. Some of you have probably had enough of me gushing over our camping trips at Gold Head Branch State Park.

Recently we had a little more than just a couple hours in the afternoon, so we made a trip over to the Hillsborough River State Park, just on the other side of Tampa.

Up the river

In the summer, when it feels like a swamp everywhere, visiting an actual swamp holds little attraction (for me anyway). Oh, but when our glorious winter finally arrives, I love wandering the thick forests.

little suspension bridge

Although the Hillsborough River is one of many fresh water sources in Florida that has been run almost dry by our single-minded focus on economic growth, it’s still a cool place to visit. It’s one of many state parks that owes it’s existence to the Civilian Conservation Corps.

down the river

And I’m lucky… I’m married to a woman, and I have two children, who enjoy wandering around with me.

Adam on the bridge

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A pinch of fog

Pelican, fog, and sun

We almost never get fog here on the west coast of Florida, but this week has been full of exceptions. An evening fog is almost unheard of, even out on the barrier islands.

I took Adam out for a sunset walk on the beach this evening, and even though we didn’t see much sunset, it was still really cool… mostly because of the rare conditions. It reminded me of those early morning bike rides to work, when the moisture in the air condenses on the hair of your arms, and you don’t feel wet until you move suddenly… shaking the little drops free.

water's edgeAdam had an absolute blast. He fell asleep on the ride over, but was instantly awake when he saw the conditions. He was running up and down the beach as if it was morning and he’d had the whole night to recharge his batteries.

So we spent the last hour of sunlight walking along the gentle slope of the water’s edge, with small waves breaking at our feet, and tossing water worn limestones back into the gulf.

It was a great way to end the day. It seems like I’m saying that a lot lately.

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Otherwise today was a great day

At the end of the islandBeth and I finally made it out to Honeymoon Island for a good hike. I’d been waiting to take my new camera out to the park to hunt for some good pictures, and by golly, today was an excellent day for it. We had a high around 80 with a nice sea breeze to mix up the air a little… what you might call a chamber of commerce kind of day… one for the brochures.

I posted a bunch of the pics on flickr, on the off chance you might be interested in taking a look. Most of you have seen Honeymoon Island, and those of you who haven’t have probably seen “the real Florida” before. In that case, I won’t mind if you take a pass.

Once again, I’m taking a little bit of liberty with the post tag. Going a few miles down the road hardly qualifies as “travel.” I’m sticking with it anyway. When you hike out to the end of the island, it’s easy to imagine your far away from the city. It’s so quiet and peaceful it’s hard to come back.

My grand re-opening

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Cheryl and the kids wanted to take a trip to Busch Gardens Friday afternoon, and I finally gave in and went along. My white cell count is still low, but I kind of like the idea of the kids having a few fond memories of me doing fun stuff with them.

I even felt adventurous enough to bring our old camera along. Sure, we’ve already got tons of pictures of the place, some going back almost thirty years, but I can’t deny Adam the joy of reliving a trip just because I’ve seen it all before. When Beth was younger she used to love seeing the pictures from a day trip… even if it was just a few hours ago. It’s been one of the boons of digital photography, as far as I’m concerned. Beth will pull up iPhoto and cycle through all those pictures over and over, telling anyone who’ll listen the story behind every pic. She’s done it ever since she knew how to use a mouse… which was about when she was three.

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Now it’s Adam’s turn.

Adam was a bit cranky this afternoon after his nap, and it didn’t seem like anything was going to cheer him up. Then inspiration struck. “Hey Adam, you want to see that picture of you and Beth on the motorcycles yesterday?”

It was like he had a “whimper” switch on his forehead, and someone turned it off. Just like that he was his perky self, bouncing off the bed to see himself on the big screen.

I might as well toss one more in here:

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Adam is partial to hippos these days. And besides, how often do you get to see a hippo out of water?

I’m toying around with image orientation on this post. So you have my apologies if this turns out a hard to read mess.

By the way, the “travel” tag is a bit of a stretch, but this is the closest I’ve come in a while (not counting the Chattahoochee trip).

I’m goin’ up to Tally

I’m making the drive up to the State Hospital in Chatahoochee to see my mother this weekend. I’m not worried that the 12 hours in a car will do me much harm, but the exposure to germs gives me pause. Still, it’s been five months since I’ve seen my mother. I simply can’t stay away any longer.

I haven’t checked the weather yet, but it could be interesting. Chatahoochee is practically on the “mainland” (considering Florida is like a giant sandbar). There’s a lot of cold air that doesn’t make this far south (with the warming effect of the Gulf of Mexico), so it can be as much as twenty degrees colder in the panhandle (north Florida). A twenty degree swing to a Floridian is enough to declare a state of emergency, so I’m planning to pack my parka.

I feel like I’m planning a trip to Europe. I haven’t done much more than sit at home and go to work for so long that even a little road trip feels like an epic adventure.

Note: Tally is state employee speak for our capital, Talahassee, which is the nearest city to Chatahoochee with a hotel (situated as it is in the middle of nowhere – I believe the technical term is “boondocks”).

One morning

My glaring weakness as an office bound civil servant is my penchant for daydreaming. Something catches my eye, stirs a memory, and away I go… off to lands far and wide. It can happen at home just as easily as at work. In fact, I just got back from a flight from the inner realm a little earlier this evening.

The catalyst for tonight’s journey was a photograph I took on a weekend getaway, about a year before our first child was born. We spent a weekend in Ft Meyers, a stone’s throw from Sanibel Island, at a resort just across the intercostal waterway on the mainland. The photo I was looking at is right above this entry… or was when I typed this… a shot of the clouds gathering off shore, a mile or two off the beach on Sanibel Island. While the selection of that picture has significance beyond the scope of this entry, it reminds me of one of my favorite mornings of all time.

It was the first trip I took with my first SLR camera. I’d been dying to dabble in more serious photography (which I figured required something other than a point and shoot), and I had enthusiastically jumped at the chance to pick up an old Pentax that someone was giving away. As a recent college grad budgets were tight, we had aspirations of buying a house and having children, and I already had two relatively expensive hobbies (cycling and computing)… so I’d been waiting for an SLR for a long time. It’s only power requirement was a small watch battery for the light meter (everything else was manual). There was no built in, auto flash; there was no auto focus… and I loved it. If I wasn’t such a stickler for the instant gratification of digital photography, I’d probably still be using that old Pentax (out doors anyway… the external flash unit died six years ago and I just couldn’t justify the expense of replacing it).

It was the first time my wife and I had stayed in an expensive resort (we were only there because we got the room for free). As I often did in the pre-children era, I brought my bicycle along. Cheryl was planning to sleep in, and I was in the habit of taking early morning, Saturday bike rides. So just before sunrise on our first day I walked my bike out the resort lobby in my lycra outfit, my cycling cleats clicking on the ceramic tile (in case I wasn’t conspicuous enough), sporting a backpack containing my newly acquired Pentax and lenses.

I couldn’t take any pictures for about twenty minutes because of the change in temperature and relative humidity, going from the resort to the muggy early morning outdoors… all the lenses fogged right up. On other days I might have been frustrated, but it was an otherwise gorgeous Florida morning, and I set out across the deserted causeway heading out to Sanibel Island. The sun was just peaking above the horizon and I felt like I was the only person awake in the world. It was quiet. The water was calm; like a sheet of glass. I was on my bike traveling a road never before traveled, and the scenery was postcard Florida. After my camera lenses warmed up I’d stop and dismount to snap the occasional shot with the Pentax.

Put together my love of bicycling, the excitement of exploration, the serenity of my surroundings, and the fun playing with my new (long sought after) toy… and you’ve got one hell of a morning.

We don’t do that kind of thing often enough. Maybe that’s something we’ll have to change when I get better.

Bogota, we have a problem (another entry about coffee)

I think I have the symptoms of a serious chemical imbalance. Specifically, America’s favorite stimulant doesn’t seem to be working as a stimulant. I am familiar with the concept of tolerance… but this goes well beyond your garden-variety tolerance issue. It’s as if I’ve punched my ticket to bizarro world, or left this plane of existence, did not pass go, did not collect my $200, and went straight to hell. You see I’m strapped in the back seat of a van barreling down the highway towards Orlando, Florida.

*** This is a test of the Vacation Disaster System. In the event of an actual vacation, this alert would be followed by an intervention; to make sure you really wanted to spend your vacation in Central Florida. ***

As it happens the occasion of this trip is not a vacation, but a visit with some blood relations of my in-laws. Anyway, I’m sitting in the van with my knees pushed back into my appendix, sipping some store brewed joe, when I begin to feel drowsy. DROWSY?!? I just sucked down thirty-two ounces like a horror movie monster; I should be wired like the gas tank of a ’76 Ford Pinto hatchback.

I’m beginning to suspect foul play. I can just picture a disgruntled Dunkin Donuts employee indiscriminately slinging decaf to the unsuspecting a.m. customers with an evil gleam in his eye.

Good news

There is little I find relaxing about a summer vacation in Florida. What about Central Florida theme parks? Here’s a theme for you: dehydration, heat exhaustion, and sun stroke.

So here are my first three responses to the proposed weekend trip to Orlando that just passed:
1. “No.”
2. “Please don’t make me go.”
3. “Ah… um… (Sigh)… fine.”

Now here’s where the whole thing gets a little weird. Despite years of experience suggesting the contrary, I had a decent time. This was due largely to much of the Kennedy Space Center being enclosed and air conditioned. Although we spent A LOT more money than we anticipated, I felt good knowing that the folks at NASA seem to be putting that money to use keeping up and expanding the visitor facilities. Perhaps the biggest surprise was finding the old Saturn V rocket still on display… but indoors… in a newly built facility showcasing the Apollo missions. Where else can a space buff eat pizza underneath the third stage of a moon rocket? I’m telling you right now, that all by itself was worth it. Everything else: the walk-thru of the International Space Station assembly building (seeing the next pieces to go up being worked on), the tour of the launch facilities, touching a moon rock, seeing the newly recovered Liberty Bell 7, watching an AWESOME 3-D IMAX movie about the Apollo missions – that was gravy. I’ve been to Kennedy several times, and before this weekend I never would have said there was too much to see in one day. No more. We barely had enough time to go on one tour, eat lunch and see one of the IMAX movies. Left unseen was three quarters of the original visitor’s center and all of the Astronaut Hall of Fame (which was included in our admission fee).

It was one of the few times as an adult that I left a Central Florida attraction not feeling satiated. You don’t catch me being overly enthusiastic very often, so when I say: “I was blown away,” you know it must have been good.

Get your freak on

Imagine sitting on a plane as it barrels down the runway, approaching the speed necessary to leap into the air… and the pilot hits the breaks. As it turns out our pilot was asked to abort our take-off due to some bad weather near the airport. When the plane came to the proverbial “full and complete stop,” I heard at least fifty people take a breath. Sounds like a good time, eh?

So here we are, deplaned and back in the airport, waiting for the weather to pass.

South Carolina is still there

I am here, back in my domain. The home field advantage is once again mine. My first blush impression of the vacation past, and of South Carolina in general, is that it was a lot like home. As it turns out, South Carolina is in a part of the country known as the “south.” As such, its climate in late July is best described as “hot, damn hot, and wet.” As it happens, the same can be said for Florida. As the name implies, Myrtle Beach is on the coast, a coast with a lot of sand. As it happens, Florida is known for it’s beaches too. In fact, shortly after we arrived in Myrtle Beach we were asked where we were from. After hearing our reply, our fellow vacationers mumbled something about not understanding the appeal of South Carolina when you live in Florida. Indeed. We were still in Kansas (so to speak), and that was precisely the problem.

Way back in October or November Myrtle Beach seemed like such a good idea, but looking back on it, we may have been caught up in the emotions of having a child, that or we weren’t getting enough sleep. I was living in a dream world where all vacations are created equal, where they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable traits, that among these are: rest, relaxation, and the pursuit of entertainment. Alas, unlike our founding fathers, my revolution was not won. Our vacation was a slice of home, strapped to the top of a van and driven eight hours north, to a stretch of tacky, paved over sand, the likes of which mine eyes have not seen since an ill-fated road-trip to Daytona during my college years. The rest of the trip was tainted by the fact that I could have skipped the eight hours in a car with two kids and two in-laws, and driven all of thirty minutes to a hotel right here in the Sunshine State. These many moons since the trip was conceived, I had visions of seeing sights and taking in sounds not known in these parts. Yet in six days we ate at a grand total of three restaurants that don’t have locations in central Florida. And to top it all off, South Carolina is pretty damn flat too. Their idea of a hill is a highway overpass. Sound familiar, Florida residents?

Ah, but it wasn’t really so bad. It was somewhat relaxing (at times). The hotel we stayed at had a really cool pool. Saturday night we took a drive down the coast a ways and had some of the best homemade ice cream I’ve ever had, perched on a pier overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Thursday evening we walked the riverfront of historic Savannah, and had the second best homemade ice cream I’ve ever had. Now that I mention it, Savannah was the saving grace of the trip (and home to two out of those three restaurants I mentioned before). If I had it to do all over again, and I could have my pick of destinations, I’d pick Savannah over Myrtle Beach and not think twice. It was on that Thursday evening, our first of two evenings when Georgia was on our mind, when I walked on my first, honest to goodness cobblestone street – ate in a place called “Spanky’s” – and had the second best homemade ice cream I’ve ever had (sitting at a cobblestone street-side table in a wonderfully strange city, watching the pedestrians and occasional car go by, looking out over the river, on a breezy, lazy, weekday evening).

Now that’s a vacation.